Wednesday 4 April 2012

Memo to all staff 8

Attention all staff
4th April 2012


I find it extremely counterproductive and difficult to stay within perimeters of the Annual budget when this department has received a request for substantial amount from Commissioner Stephan Wegi-Wick for his decision to find there was no Prima facea case to answer from this department or from the Commonwealth Ombudsman for breaches of the ABS Act.
I have received an email from Adum Coma that he simply cannot cover this amount of money.
Originally when I was contacted by Commissioner Wegi-Wick I was asked to meet him and kiss his arse, which I did for the good reputation of this department.
I have also received an email from Di Berrybull from the Commonwealth Ombudsman that the Commissioner has also requested a similar amount of money from her. I am also informed that the Commissioner is in need of funds to repay his substantial gambling debts and has already been threatened by the underworld “bagman”.
Considering this, Prime Mister Guilia Millard has also thrown her weight in favor of the Commissioner. She has strongly recommended that this matter is resolved with Commissioner Wegi-Wick as a dead Commissioner cannot be seen to particularly comforting considering her approval rating. She also pointed out that that her limitations are also strained with the Craig Thomson matter and FAIRWORK
If anyone in this department has knowledge of any misdemeanor by the Commissioner that can be used to as leverage please let me know.
As before this can be left in the suggestion Box next to the coffee machine in reception.
Also please note that anyone supplying this valuable information will be looked upon favorably similar to Adum Coma.
Adum Coma is now on twitter and he can be contacted twitter@adum_coma ,adum_coma@hotmail.com or read his blog adum_coma@blogspot.com


Signed

Your Leader

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